doing lines of dust and sweat off last night's stage

title: touched
fandom: Bandom
pairing: girl!Spencer Smith/girl!Brendon Urie
rating/warnings: PG-13 for enough sexual tension to choke a vengeance demon.
words: 715
notes: BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER AU. Brendon is Buffy! Patrick is Giles! Spencer is Faith! SHENANIGANS ENSUE. This needs so much betaing that I am not willing to give it, but you should read it anyway because i love it a lot. Or something. love me?

( i'll never find someone quite like you again )

This could be a post about how I went to go see CHRIS PINE star in The Lieutenant of Inishmore with my little bro lyndon_head. Or it could be a post about how I went to go see VANESSA HUDGENS star (and not suck!) in RENT with my girlfriend kisforkurama.

Instead, it is a picture of four ridiculous British boys in various stages of GAY.



shotamadness: AGH WHAT HELLO SONS OF ADMIRALS
megasuperhappyme: Tom like "I HAS AN ALEX."
shotamadness: YOU ARE IMPOSSIBLY PRETTY AND KIND OF GAY
shotamadness: STOP THAT RIGHT NOW I CANNOT DEAL
megasuperhappyme: Alex like "MMMM TOM."
megasuperhappyme: Ed like "I will cut you if you touch my Charlie."
megasuperhappyme: And Charlie like :-DDDDDD
megasuperhappyme: TOTALLY OBLIVIOUS TO ALL THIS GAY.
megasuperhappyme: SOA EVEN YOUR SONG ABOUT HOW YOU'RE ALL PIMP JUST ENDS UP GAY.
shotamadness: THEY'RE. JUST SPECIAL LIKE THAT?
megasuperhappyme: It's like "LOOK, US WITH HOT GIRLS."
megasuperhappyme: "Yeah I'm just gonna sit here and SMILE AT ED WITH MY HAND ON HIS SHOULDER."
megasuperhappyme: "LOOK US WITH HOT GIRLS."
megasuperhappyme: "Yeah, I'm just going to chill on this bench with Alex and then SAVE CHARLIE AND TOM FROM THE HOT GIRLS."
megasuperhappyme: "and then we'll all just walk away together!"
shotamadness: ...pretty much yeah.

EDIT: Have some notfic!

( true musicians are not happy: a stoner boyfriends love story. )

So earlier today I expressed my desire to write top!Senga and my fear that I would have absolutely no idea how to go about it because there are maybe TWO FICS on the internet where Senga tops Nika and this is tragic.

And then I was browsing for Bones/Jim recs, as you do, and:

1st_eggokage: ....oh my god this is hot
1st_eggokage: bones/girl!jim
1st_eggokage: in which bones is a jerk and how much do I love people getting tied to the bed and then ignored
1st_eggokage: I should write that.
1st_eggokage: who do I feel like tormenting today.
teh_slush: I think you just found your senga topping fic
1st_eggokage: klasjdfalsdfmasdlkfsjd
teh_slush: :D

( ...and then it all went horribly downhill and off-topic from there. )

Just have to finish Belltrap's and then I'll be done with the drabblememe.

For kisforkurama: Chad Danforth/Ryan Evans; High School Musical latte boy AU; PG-13. [226 words]
( warning: projection of my own ickyness because I hate being sick. )


Ohmiya preslash-almost-gen; some as-yet-undetermined college AU; PG. [230 words]
( warning: stupidly vague. Also, my Nino-muse enjoys second person present tense. )