doing lines of dust and sweat off last night's stage

title: touched
fandom: Bandom
pairing: girl!Spencer Smith/girl!Brendon Urie
rating/warnings: PG-13 for enough sexual tension to choke a vengeance demon.
words: 715
notes: BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER AU. Brendon is Buffy! Patrick is Giles! Spencer is Faith! SHENANIGANS ENSUE. This needs so much betaing that I am not willing to give it, but you should read it anyway because i love it a lot. Or something. love me?

( i'll never find someone quite like you again )

MEANT TO POST THESE AGES AGO, AM DOING IT NOW BECAUSE KII MADE GRABBY HANDS AND WHO AM I TO RESIST HER.


don't try to wake me
for madcap_shiny, reposted from tumblr: Blondie/Amber; Sucker Punch; PG. [249 words]
( from happier (?) times gone by. :( )


sing me to sleep
Rocket/Baby Doll; Sucker Punch (the screw-you-canon AU); PG. [251 words]
( YES I GAVE THEM ACTUAL NAMES OKAY leave me alone i have a whole theme going here. also, spoiler warning, because this is the AU where everyone is okay. )


hey, stranger
for teh_slush, reposted from tumblr: girl!Spencer Smith/girl!Brendon Urie; bandom (girly!Panic AU); PG. [100 words]
( the next 28792832 fics i write about bden and spence will be hurricane-themed. I REALLY LIKE HURRICANE YOU GUYS. )


no more war, no more clothes
for teh_slush, my hurricane: Spencer Smith/Brendon Urie/Sarah Orzechowski; bandom; R. [215 words]
( vices and virtues did nothing but cement my desire for this ot3 to exist. )

Part one of a WHOLE BUNCH OF FICPOSTS that will appear over the course of this month as I go around finishing works in progress instead of writing my final project. :D?


I Just Want You For My Own
for swiiftly, this is your disgustingly belated Christmas drabble: girl!Frank Iero/girl!Gerard Way; bandom (I'm Not Okay girlverse AU); PG-13. [257 words]
( this is still the inok girlverse but they are all grown up and domestic and shit. )

Like A Zip Gun On Parade
for teh_slush, reposted from tumblr: Gerard + Brendon gen; bandom (Broadway AU); PG. [296 words]
( i wrote this in like ten minutes and it is TERRIBLE. )

In Velvet Ropes
for teh_slush because we both enjoy terrible self-indulgent AUs more than we should: Brendon + Singer gen; bandom (songbird AU); PG-13. [669 words]
( should i trigger warning for slavefic? probably. )

So that Halloween picspam is still forthcoming (DOES ANYONE EVEN ACTUALLY CARE, PROBABLY NOT) but I am sick like fuck (i may or may not look as zombified as my icon at the moment) and totally delusional and decided Ginny should do a ficbits post! And she demanded I do likewise. SO HERE. WORKS IN PROGRESS.


( bandom, au, frankie/gee )

( (bandom?) anthropomorfic, gen-maybe-shippy? )

( bandom, au, singer/cash )

( bandom, ryland/ryan )

( bandom, au, pete/ashlee )

( bandom, gen with possible gerard/lyn-z? )

( bandom, au, cobra gsf )

( bandom, au, spencer/brendon )

( bandom, cobra gsf )

I also have drabbles! Ones that are far too short and cracky to warrant posting anywhere else.


( Bandom (The Hush Sound), Hushies GSF, PG-13, 170w. )

( Bandom (My Chemical Romance), I Never Told You What I Do For A Living AU which I should just start calling dexter!Gerard verse to save time, Frank/Gerard, PG-13, 135w. )

SO MANY ELJAY CUTS. /flops down dead

This could be a post about how I went to go see CHRIS PINE star in The Lieutenant of Inishmore with my little bro lyndon_head. Or it could be a post about how I went to go see VANESSA HUDGENS star (and not suck!) in RENT with my girlfriend kisforkurama.

Instead, it is a picture of four ridiculous British boys in various stages of GAY.



shotamadness: AGH WHAT HELLO SONS OF ADMIRALS
megasuperhappyme: Tom like "I HAS AN ALEX."
shotamadness: YOU ARE IMPOSSIBLY PRETTY AND KIND OF GAY
shotamadness: STOP THAT RIGHT NOW I CANNOT DEAL
megasuperhappyme: Alex like "MMMM TOM."
megasuperhappyme: Ed like "I will cut you if you touch my Charlie."
megasuperhappyme: And Charlie like :-DDDDDD
megasuperhappyme: TOTALLY OBLIVIOUS TO ALL THIS GAY.
megasuperhappyme: SOA EVEN YOUR SONG ABOUT HOW YOU'RE ALL PIMP JUST ENDS UP GAY.
shotamadness: THEY'RE. JUST SPECIAL LIKE THAT?
megasuperhappyme: It's like "LOOK, US WITH HOT GIRLS."
megasuperhappyme: "Yeah I'm just gonna sit here and SMILE AT ED WITH MY HAND ON HIS SHOULDER."
megasuperhappyme: "LOOK US WITH HOT GIRLS."
megasuperhappyme: "Yeah, I'm just going to chill on this bench with Alex and then SAVE CHARLIE AND TOM FROM THE HOT GIRLS."
megasuperhappyme: "and then we'll all just walk away together!"
shotamadness: ...pretty much yeah.

EDIT: Have some notfic!

( true musicians are not happy: a stoner boyfriends love story. )

I felt bad for not ever writing things for Belltrap so I wrote him lesbians. Warning: chat drabbles, very short, may be complete nonsense.

For suzu_no_hito with the prompt "massage": platonic-ish Gaila/Uhura; Star Trek Reboot; PG. [354 words]
( lesbians! )


For suzu_no_hito with the prompt "pas de deux": Kurumu/Mizore; Rosario+Vampire (possibly some hideous AU and possibly not); PG. [114 words]
( more lesbians! )


For teh_slush because she is a whore for vamp!Bden's mesmer and wanted Billvy to show him how it's done: William Beckett/Brendon Urie; bandom [A Little Less Sixteen Candles, a Little More "Touch Me" AU]; PG-13. [181 words]
( not lesbians! (this is debatable.) )