doing lines of dust and sweat off last night's stage

So earlier today I expressed my desire to write top!Senga and my fear that I would have absolutely no idea how to go about it because there are maybe TWO FICS on the internet where Senga tops Nika and this is tragic.

And then I was browsing for Bones/Jim recs, as you do, and:

1st_eggokage: ....oh my god this is hot
1st_eggokage: bones/girl!jim
1st_eggokage: in which bones is a jerk and how much do I love people getting tied to the bed and then ignored
1st_eggokage: I should write that.
1st_eggokage: who do I feel like tormenting today.
teh_slush: I think you just found your senga topping fic
1st_eggokage: klasjdfalsdfmasdlkfsjd
teh_slush: :D

( ...and then it all went horribly downhill and off-topic from there. )

Things are piling up, figure I'm due for another drabblepost!

For suzu_no_hito because he's evil: genderswap!Eggo/Reili; IRL AU; PG-13. [409 words]
( warning: BOYS IN DRESSES. RPS. CRACK. NOT MY FAULT. )


For youkanfever because her day sucked: Fakir/Ahiru; Princess Tutu; G. [360 words]
( warning: unbeta'd, will rot your teeth. )


Hashimoto Riiko/Totsuka Shoko; same stupid JE girl's high AU as this and this; PG. [215 words]
( warning: crack and also stupid. )


For teh_slush and Senga's birthday today: Nikaido/Senga; JE – Kis-My-Ft2 sea monster AU; PG. [200 words]
( warning: This is the one where Senga is the Loch Ness Monster. I take no responsibility, it is entirely Ginny's fault. )