doing lines of dust and sweat off last night's stage

I feel kind of guilty for never posting anymore. But I just tell the Twitterverse everything vaguely important these days. That, and I don't have a whole lot of interesting things to talk about.

This would be a post about depression and lack of sleep and failing classes and my *~Big Poly Freakout~*, but I'm feeling remarkably calm for someone who skipped everything today.

Here, have a picspam of completely random gifs that make me happy.

( warning for star trek, bandboys, gay makeouts, and kittens. )

plz feel free to fill the comments with moar glorious things that move.

This could be a post about how I went to go see CHRIS PINE star in The Lieutenant of Inishmore with my little bro lyndon_head. Or it could be a post about how I went to go see VANESSA HUDGENS star (and not suck!) in RENT with my girlfriend kisforkurama.

Instead, it is a picture of four ridiculous British boys in various stages of GAY.



shotamadness: AGH WHAT HELLO SONS OF ADMIRALS
megasuperhappyme: Tom like "I HAS AN ALEX."
shotamadness: YOU ARE IMPOSSIBLY PRETTY AND KIND OF GAY
shotamadness: STOP THAT RIGHT NOW I CANNOT DEAL
megasuperhappyme: Alex like "MMMM TOM."
megasuperhappyme: Ed like "I will cut you if you touch my Charlie."
megasuperhappyme: And Charlie like :-DDDDDD
megasuperhappyme: TOTALLY OBLIVIOUS TO ALL THIS GAY.
megasuperhappyme: SOA EVEN YOUR SONG ABOUT HOW YOU'RE ALL PIMP JUST ENDS UP GAY.
shotamadness: THEY'RE. JUST SPECIAL LIKE THAT?
megasuperhappyme: It's like "LOOK, US WITH HOT GIRLS."
megasuperhappyme: "Yeah I'm just gonna sit here and SMILE AT ED WITH MY HAND ON HIS SHOULDER."
megasuperhappyme: "LOOK US WITH HOT GIRLS."
megasuperhappyme: "Yeah, I'm just going to chill on this bench with Alex and then SAVE CHARLIE AND TOM FROM THE HOT GIRLS."
megasuperhappyme: "and then we'll all just walk away together!"
shotamadness: ...pretty much yeah.

EDIT: Have some notfic!

( true musicians are not happy: a stoner boyfriends love story. )

Apparently my loudtwitter has like, died. idefk. But I felt spammy so I'm not gonna fix it, whatever. INSTEAD, I AM GOING TO POST THESE:





GERARD. AND VOLTAIRE. WHY IS GERARD HANGING OUT WITH VOLTAIRE. WHY ARE THEY BOTH SO ADORABLE. I DON'T EVEN HAVE WORDS.

...the better question would be "why isn't gerard hanging out with voltaire more, seeing as how they are both incredibly creative and super awesome and full of nerdery".

FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS: Everyone should go pick up a copy of Streets of Gold, whether legally or not, because it is RIDIC.

SECOND ORDER OF BUSINESS: my favoritest Gin has made a delicious 3OH!3 primer right over here. GO. INDULGE. LEARN WHY THEY ARE ACTUALLY REALLY ADORABLE AND NOT DOUCHEY.

THIRD ORDER OF BUSINESS: This is going to completely alienate a large percentage of my flist. HERE, HAVE A KE$HA SPAM.

( Ke$ha/Jon Walker: I ship it. )

If any of you are at all interested in a cracktacular concept that went way too far, y'all should check out the Planet Fierce fic+graphics+lyrics+possible actual music going down at datingmyband. All my stuff is posted with my shota_madness journal and some of it is slightly amusing!

Also, Ginny and Reili are clearly the true power behind the throne here, because everything they are writing is AWESOME and Gin doesn't believe me.

Also also:

HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY VIRGINIA MARIE

( A HALF-ASSED PICSPAM FOR YOUUUUUU. )

Stolen from aimznemesis:

Pick 20 fandoms and post their summaries from Better Than It Sounds. WITHOUT CHEATING, have your friends guess.

1. Life is hard for people with similar-sounding names. JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

2. A girl navigates a maze at the whim of a fairy rock star. Labyrinth

3. A man beats himself up. Lots of people think this is a good idea. Fight Club

4. A Five Man Band of criminals. They Fight Crime. Leverage

5. A pretty boy falls in love with his ninety-year-old housekeeper. Howl's Moving Castle

6. Eight different high school students solve local murders by watching TV all night long. Persona 4

7. A man slowly goes mad, several people end up dead in the woods, and a queen learns to regret accepting dinner invitations.

8. A group of FBI agents, including a socially awkward young genius with a schizophrenic mother, a really serious guy with family issues, and a former cop who likes to kick down doors, fly to different parts of the country in order to pretend that they are crazy people. Criminal Minds

9. A girl uses cross-dressing to track down and rescue her brother, and saves her home country by convincing their army to surrender. Monstrous Regiment

10. An obscenely rich embezzler tries to get into his neighbor's cousin's pants. The Great Gatsby

11. A widowed surgeon imprisons his daughter. The dead wife's ex-boyfriend tries to break the daughter out. Daughter befriends a drug dealer. Everybody sings. Repo! The Genetic Opera

12. For dead people, fashion is incredibly Serious Business. They overcome difficulties and learn to love. And kill people with Myspace Flare. The World Ends With You

13. A callow orphan joins a princess leading a resistance against an evil empire. They're joined by a roguish pilot/pirate and his tall, furry partner. A guy in full, black body armor gets in the way a lot. There's twins and daddy issues, but no R2-D2. Final Fantasy XII

14. A bunch of emo losers try to kill a man.

15. Mildly autistic shut-in matches wits with resurrected peer while attempting to sabotage best friend's engagement.

16. Magicians who work for the British government regulate magic, travel to parallel universes, and die. A lot.

17. Some plonker reads a kissing book to his grandson. The Princess Bride

18. Police officer won't stop chasing this guy with a penchant for adopting prostitute's daughters. Les Miserables

19. Lots of Lens Flare and a time-traveling miner press the Reset Button on over 40 years of media. They kept the ham. Star Trek XI

20. A big sword enslaves and maddens its users. It's hard to tell if anyone dies. Soul Calibur series


And a shiny picture to brighten your day:



LOVE ME, LOVE MY STUPID GAY BANDS. :|