doing lines of dust and sweat off last night's stage

1st_eggokage: cityscape!
teh_slush: piano!
1st_eggokage: sato takeru!
1st_eggokage: WILDERNESS.
teh_slush: murder!
1st_eggokage: PUPPY.

( episode four, in which japan steals anders' ideas and sato takeru might be a fish, but not a fish in a dress )

[Ginny, of course, is a ho and left me hanging for a few weeks until we finally got around to the second half.]

1st_eggokage: when we last left our heroes, sato takeru was playing Benjamin and you were nerding about music.
teh_slush: SOLFEGE IS NOT NOTES
teh_slush: FOR THE LAST TIME
1st_eggokage: NO ONE CARES
teh_slush: BUT.
teh_slush: /cries

( episode five, in which yuri's life is hard and her coworkers are bitches )

[Why do you need three episodes for two plots?]

1st_eggokage: kimutaku continues to be a bastard, nakama yukie continues to be a crazy bitch.
1st_eggokage: with DID.
teh_slush: and they both sport fabulous hair
1st_eggokage: true facts.

( episode six, in which nakama yukie is far too good for the likes of this show )

SO THIS IS HOW GINNY AND I SPENT OUR WEEKEND.

1st_eggokage: you know what
1st_eggokage: i am bored of things with real plots
1st_eggokage: i need something colossally stupid.
1st_eggokage: /downloads mr. brain
teh_slush: don't we have like five dramas we need to finish.
teh_slush: ...do I care, gimme
1st_eggokage: 8D

( episode one, in which we are introduced to kimutaku, his hair, and his sonic screwdriver )

[Then the next episode preview happened and we had to frantically download episode two, late hours of the night be damned.]

1st_eggokage: unf unf unf oh my god I think we're both going to need a little alone time after this one.
1st_eggokage: lkasdfjlsdf gackt.
teh_slush: there go my plans for taking a shower before watching this

( episode two, in which vampires are not brain science )

EPISODE ONE
Brain: 40
Science: 3
Brain Science: 12

EPISODE TWO
Brain: 13
Science: 9
Brain Science: 2

FINAL TALLY: 53 / 12 / 14

Apparently some people thought our Yasha recaps were funny? And I feel the need to share my newfound handflaily adoration for Mizushima Hiro's talking beetle-shaped belt buckle.

( episode one, in which Worms are not Weevils )


( episode two, in which Kagami is not on top )

1st_eggokage: OKAY SO YASHA.
1st_eggokage: Where did we last leave our heroes.
teh_slush: You say that like there's a plot.

( This show can't decide whether it's a gay soap opera or a hybrid of Trauma Center and The Matrix. Or both. )

1st_eggokage: This OP is still retarded.
1st_eggokage: Why is the name of the show in English.
teh_slush: This whole show is retarded
1st_eggokage: WHY IS THERE SLOW-MO RUNNING IN A LABCOAT.
teh_slush: BECAUSE IT IS YASHA
1st_eggokage: And feathers.
teh_slush: I'm sure it's symbolic.
teh_slush: Or something.
1st_eggokage: Bullshit.
1st_eggokage: They just thought it looked cool.

( Man, I'm seriously gonna need a Yasha icon for this shit. ANYBODY WANNA MAKE ME ONE? :D? )

Holy shit, Yasha. Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit.

teh_slush: Ahahaha I just opened up Yasha on VLC just to see if it worked
teh_slush: SO FAR IT IS A CRAZYFEST

( THE SAME AMOUNT OF RAMBLING FOR ONE EPISODE THAT SLUSH POSTED FOR THE ENTIRE FIRST SEASON OF HEROES. Also, spoilers, but they don't even matter because THIS IS YASHA. )

WHY AREN'T YOU WATCHING THIS SHOW.