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[1st_eggokage]

This could be a post about how I went to go see CHRIS PINE star in The Lieutenant of Inishmore with my little bro lyndon_head. Or it could be a post about how I went to go see VANESSA HUDGENS star (and not suck!) in RENT with my girlfriend kisforkurama.

Instead, it is a picture of four ridiculous British boys in various stages of GAY.



shotamadness: AGH WHAT HELLO SONS OF ADMIRALS
megasuperhappyme: Tom like "I HAS AN ALEX."
shotamadness: YOU ARE IMPOSSIBLY PRETTY AND KIND OF GAY
shotamadness: STOP THAT RIGHT NOW I CANNOT DEAL
megasuperhappyme: Alex like "MMMM TOM."
megasuperhappyme: Ed like "I will cut you if you touch my Charlie."
megasuperhappyme: And Charlie like :-DDDDDD
megasuperhappyme: TOTALLY OBLIVIOUS TO ALL THIS GAY.
megasuperhappyme: SOA EVEN YOUR SONG ABOUT HOW YOU'RE ALL PIMP JUST ENDS UP GAY.
shotamadness: THEY'RE. JUST SPECIAL LIKE THAT?
megasuperhappyme: It's like "LOOK, US WITH HOT GIRLS."
megasuperhappyme: "Yeah I'm just gonna sit here and SMILE AT ED WITH MY HAND ON HIS SHOULDER."
megasuperhappyme: "LOOK US WITH HOT GIRLS."
megasuperhappyme: "Yeah, I'm just going to chill on this bench with Alex and then SAVE CHARLIE AND TOM FROM THE HOT GIRLS."
megasuperhappyme: "and then we'll all just walk away together!"
shotamadness: ...pretty much yeah.

EDIT: Have some notfic!

shotamadness: http://i407.photobucket.com/albums/pp159/boweryd/birthdayspams/melanie/caps2-1.jpg
shotamadness: lol at ryan ross studiously ignoring them.
shotamadness: what is this "being happy" thing.
shotamadness: true musicians are not happy!
heybossu: utter nonsense!
shotamadness: true musicians are tragic and overdose at best buys, says ryan ross.
shotamadness: screw you, smiling is fun, say brendon and spencer.
heybossu: (I want starbucks au where jon walker makes it a personal goal to make ryan smile)
shotamadness: ....oh my god
shotamadness: OH MY GOD, WRITING THIS
heybossu: I KNEW I LOVED YOU.
shotamadness: HE DOODLES LITTLE THINGS ON RYAN'S CUP.
heybossu: AND EXPERIMENTS WITH DIFFERENT SYRUPS
shotamadness: AND RYAN STILL WON'T SMILE!
shotamadness: JON IS DISTRAUGHT.
heybossu: SO HE RESORTS TO DESPERATE MEASURES
heybossu: LIKE MAKING CONVERSATION
shotamadness: and one day, ryan comes in and is even more emo than usual
shotamadness: and jon is like "uh, sorry for asking, but you look kinda blue. anything you want to tell your friendly neighborhood barista about?"
shotamadness: ryan sort of looks at him for a minute
shotamadness: (jon walker, your stupid earnest face)
shotamadness: and then he just sort of shrugs and says "girlfriend was cheating on me. with my ex-boyfriend. no big deal." and gives jon his order like it's any other day of the week.
shotamadness: jon doesn't doodle flowers or kittens or ninja turtles on ryan's cup.
shotamadness: instead, he just writes his cell phone number.
heybossu: ...awwww awwwww
shotamadness: ryan calls him the next day and just sort of starts rambling about like, fucking poetry and the futility of love and shit.
shotamadness: jon does not tell him that it's two in the morning and normal people would be asleep.
shotamadness: he just listens until ryan more or less talks himself to sleep.
shotamadness: the same thing happens the next night, and the night after that, and then ryan doesn't call for a week or two. jon doesn't see him at starbucks, either.
shotamadness: then one day, ryan walks in and gives jon his order, his number, and a kiss on the cheek, and says, "so, Bright Star is playing at the little theater down the street. Pick me up at seven?"
shotamadness: (ryan would love bright star. i am just saying.)
heybossu: (ryan ross.)
shotamadness: THE END. \o/
heybossu: AND THEY ALL LIVE SNUGGLY EVER AFTER.