I should be studying!

[1st_eggokage]

Okay so guys. Guys. I am bored. Henceforth, I declare this post...

THE GREAT AU/CRACKFIC/CROSSOVER MEME.

Instructions are as follows:

Step One: cut a hole in the box Suggest ideas for crossovers, crackfics, or AUs. Things like "the one where Ohmiya are Crowley and Aziraphale" or "the one where Cobra Starship gets turned into girls" or "the one where Pinto are 80s-buddy-cop-flick-style partners". (FEEL FREE TO REQUEST LIKE, ALL OF THOSE.)
Step Two: I tell you how it would go down and discussion ensues! Maybe it becomes a fic and maybe it doesn't.
Step Three: ???
Step Four: Profit!

HAVE FUN Y'ALL.

(Also look at my icon, isn't it amaziiiiiing. &cobras;)

Comments

[1st-eggokage.livejournal.com]

Oh, like you're the only one spamming icons! /let's get wasted

Okay, so, TAI is playing a show... somewhere in Virginia, close-ish to Quantico but whatever. Aaaand they're just hanging out, right, at some bar after the show, because it's TAI and they are drunk always, and William steps outside for a smoke or something and gets KIDNAPPED. Because some dudes that have something to do with someone Reid caught years ago are all GRR REVENGE but it was dark, okay, they got the sexy leggy singer rather than the sexy geeky profiler.

Cue TAI freaking the fuck out. Luckily, the whole misunderstanding stemmed from the fact that the BAU team happened to be at the same bar at the same time! And so when the rest of the band freaks out because HELLO WE ARE MISSING A BILL BECKETT, the team is there to figure things out.

(The hard part is having to call Gabe.)

[teh-slush.livejournal.com]

Fffff OUR FANDOMS ARE FULL OF BAR-HOPPERS, WHAT ARE WE.

Seriously though, the BAU having to deal with terrified bandmates and also GABES? Hilarity.

Gabe probably finds out before they can think about calling him, like he tries to reach William but his phone's dead so he calls like. Sisky or someone and is all "dude tell Bill to charge his phone" and Sisky's just "uh he's kind of. busy. being kidnapped." and Gabe has to FLY OUT THERE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE SOMEONE IS GOING TO HAVE A BROKEN FACE.

And TAI has to calm Gabe down with lots and lots of liquor to keep him from breaking the wrong face at the wrong time. This just ends in him hitting on the real Reid.

[1st-eggokage.livejournal.com]

The rest of Cobra is furious too! Because Bill is TAI's but he is also theirs because Cobra and TAI are more like Cobra&TAI most of the time. This shit is PERSONAL.

...CRYING, THERE ARE NO WORDS. Can you imagine Reid's face when he's got a drunk Gabe Saporta cozying up to him? IT IS BAD ENOUGH WHEN SCARY LADY HOOKERS TRY TO GET IN HIS PANTS, OKAY, MUCH LESS CREEPER-EYED VOCALISTS FOR MILDLY FAMOUS BANDS. And Gabe would have to be drunk because otherwise he'd be trying to find William himself and like, JJ is all THIS IS SORT OF OUR JOB WHY DON'T YOU LET US HANDLE IT OKAY?

(Garcia, of course, is a fangirl, and is trying not to swoon.)

[teh-slush.livejournal.com]

GARCIA IS SO FANGIRL SHE CRAWLS OUT OF HER TECHIE CAVE TO GET GABE TO SIGN SOMETHING. And proceeds to get ridiculously jealous of Reid. And then get Reid to get the autograph for her instead because she doesn't want to be one of Those Fans. EVERYTHING WORKS IN YOUR FAVOR WHEN YOU ARE GARCIA.

But yeah the whole case is just one big exercise in keeping Gabe too drunk to stand so he doesn't end up stealing a shiny FBI gun and gunning down anyone who looks vaguely like a Bill-napper.

Except he does end up saving the day in the end. Somehow. While he's sober.