I should be studying!

[1st_eggokage]

Okay so guys. Guys. I am bored. Henceforth, I declare this post...

THE GREAT AU/CRACKFIC/CROSSOVER MEME.

Instructions are as follows:

Step One: cut a hole in the box Suggest ideas for crossovers, crackfics, or AUs. Things like "the one where Ohmiya are Crowley and Aziraphale" or "the one where Cobra Starship gets turned into girls" or "the one where Pinto are 80s-buddy-cop-flick-style partners". (FEEL FREE TO REQUEST LIKE, ALL OF THOSE.)
Step Two: I tell you how it would go down and discussion ensues! Maybe it becomes a fic and maybe it doesn't.
Step Three: ???
Step Four: Profit!

HAVE FUN Y'ALL.

(Also look at my icon, isn't it amaziiiiiing. &cobras;)

Comments

[1st-eggokage.livejournal.com]

It's all that beautiful girlboy in the rosevest's fault! HE STOLE JONNY WALKER. >:( And Bden totally dresses like in the I Write Sins video, no lie. The Dresden Dolls are probably also in this circus, I think. Along with MSI. Lyn-Z was like, an acrobat or a knife-thrower or something before she met Gee.

(VICTORIA'S COUSIN IS ALSO ALSO IN THIS CIRCUS. HE WEARS UNGODLY AMOUNTS OF EYESHADOW AND GLITTER AND GLITTERY EYESHADOW AND MAKES ALL THE BOYS FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM. Told you I'd get Adam in there somewhere.)

which is ALL THE TIME, lololol Billvy you complete lush. And he's totally oblivious at first to the fact that Gabe wants him, but then when he figures it out he's like, oh my god no what do I do. Like, yes, he wants Gabe too, but is he only here because Gabe is in the market for a fine piece of ass? What if Gabe gets tired of him? Also, if he says no is Gabe going to like, shoot him. BASICALLY ALL SIGNS POINT TO DANGER WILL ROBINSON, so William throws himself into DENIAL.

[teh-slush.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, ringleader!Brendon. THIS IS THE BEST CIRCUS EVER, WE CLEARLY NEED A SPINOFF SERIES.

And Ryan/Adam, god how sparkly would they be

RIGHT, WILLIAM, William gets reeeally wary of Gabe once he gets the idea, and he's probably especially not comfortable with the whole idea of sexing up rich guys since the first Gabe saw of him was when he was still a rent boy. That's more than a little awkward.

But Gabe only has good intentions! Really! So he keeps trying, and his hint-dropping gets more and more obvious until he finally decides he needs to confront Bill with like. Words. Except as soon as he decides this, everyone suddenly starts getting busier, William needs to be at more meetings and when he's not throwing pies making drug deals he's out drinking with the rest of TAI, and Gabe sulks a lot because he can't so much as wiggle an eyebrow at the object of his affection. HIS LIFE IS SO HARD, GUYS.

[1st-eggokage.livejournal.com]

totes! We can make Reili write it. \o/

Exactly! He's still feeling a bit objectified here. How does he know Gabe means it. :(

Gabe is in love, okay? He's just bad at articulating this because WILLIAM IS COMPLICATED. And, like, Vicky-T notices that her boys are being idiots so she pulls Gabe aside and is like TALK TO HIM, and Gabe's like I CAN'T, OKAY, IT'S ALL GOING TO GO WRONG AND THIS IS A RECIPE FOR DISASTER.

And then idk. SOMEONE DIES. OR MAYBE JUST GETS SHOT. SOMETHING DRAMATIC.

[teh-slush.livejournal.com]

WE CAN'T KILL PEOPLE. WILLIAM CAN GET HIT WITH A PIE TO THE BACK AND NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION THOUGH. Because Billperil is almost as plot-inducing as Reidperil.

And so Gabe hovers over him constantly and at some point William finally realizes hey, he actually does care about more than his nice lack of ass. And there are really gentle ow-my-wound makeouts.

And he gets better and all is well and they go on circus dates together. GOOD END.

[1st-eggokage.livejournal.com]

SKLFJSD ADORABLE. THIS. YES. A+++. MY BOYSSSSSS. /flails forever

[teh-slush.livejournal.com]

I JUST REALLY LIKE THE IMAGE OF BILL AND GABE SNUGGLING IN THE TENT BLEACHERS WATCHING BRENDON MAKE BIG BRENDON-VOICED ANNOUNCEMENTS ABOUT HOW RYAN THE ROSEBUD IS ABOUT TO PERFORM AMAZING FEATS OF. SOMETHING IMPRESSIVE.

[1st-eggokage.livejournal.com]

...that's so cute, oh my god. ;o; RYAN IS PROBS A MAGICIAN OR SOMETHING.

[teh-slush.livejournal.com]

PROBABLY. HE PRACTICALLY HAS DOVES COMING OUT OF HIS EARS IN HIS DAILY LIFE. And the whole crew plays circusy music for the other performers when they aren't center stage themselves. Brendon adds accordion when necessary.

God, this fandom almost makes me want to pick up writing again.

[1st-eggokage.livejournal.com]

hee, accordion! How so multitalented, Bden? ♥

YES. THIS. OMG. LET BANDOM SAVE YOUR WRITERY SOUL. GERARD WAY WOULD APPROVE.

[teh-slush.livejournal.com]

Seriously, I want to take him home and have him teach me the mysterious ways of the guitar and we can be cello buddies and I can feed him popsicles.

I'LL. PULL OUT MY TINY MOLESKINE TOMORROW IF I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO IN STUDY HALL TOMORROW. MAYBE. :|

sob I'm probably so out of practice it's ridiculous, you will see nothing for a long time

Accordion!

[perpl3xity.livejournal.com]

SLUSH
Accordion!