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1st_eggokagetitle: Dave: Grudgingly answer.
fandom: Homestuck
pairing: Dave Strider/Terezi Pyrope
rating/warnings: PG for WHY DO I KEEP WRITING THINGS THAT DON'T REQUIRE WARNINGS. Warning for SHITTY PESTERLOG. There.
words: 506
prompt/square: "Sotsugyou" by ZONE
notes: for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
ficcinintherain's Song Bingo challenge! My card is here. Collegestuck again! This sucks and has like nothing to do with the song and I am sorry.
-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] began trolling turntechGodhead [TG] --
GC: SO
GC: I H34RD SOM3TH1NG 1NT3R3ST1NG
TG: oh christ
GC: 1 H4V3 1T ON 4UTHOR1TY
GC: FROM 4 R3L14BL3 SOURC3
GC: TH4T TH3 M4K1NG OF M1X CDS M34NS YOU H4V3 WH4T 1S COMMONLY KNOWN 4S 4 TH1NG FOR M3
TG: does this reliable source start with v and end with spiderbitch
TG: oops i mean spider8itch
GC: Y3S
GC: BUT TH3 1NT3RN3T H4S PROV1D3D 4DD1T1ON4L 3V1D3NC3 TH4T CORROBOR4T3S H3R STORY
GC: 4LSO 4PP4R3NTLY JOHN TOLD J4D3 WHO TOLD N3P3T4 WHO M3NT1ON3D TO M3
GC: TH4T YOU W4NT TO B3 MY BLUSH1NG BR1D3
GC: 4ND L1V3 OFF C4MPUS W1TH M3 4ND H4V3 MY H1D3OUS H4LFBR33D WR1GGL3RS
GC: 1S TH1S TRU3 M1ST3R COOLK1D???
TG: i dont
TG: even know where to start
TG: did lalonde put you up to this
TG: shes been too quiet lately
TG: i knew she had something in the works
GC: NO! >:[
GC: 1 JUST W4NT 4 STR41GHT 4NSW3R
GC: NON3 OF YOUR 1RON1C SH3N4N1G4NS
TG: but im so good at them
GC: HUSH!
TG: come on tz you know its bullshit
TG: all part of the grand egbert-serket pranksters gambit or whatever
GC: OH
TG: i mean
TG: does it even matter
GC: M4YB3
TG: oh
GC: 4NYW4Y YOU KNOW 1 C4N T4ST3 YOUR L13S R1GHT
GC: TH3Y 4R3 L1K3 C4ND13D CH3RR13S OF D3C31T
TG: well damn
GC: 4ND
GC: 1 W1LL 4DM1T
GC: 1 H4V3 M4YB3 B33N H4V1NG 4 F3W FLUSH3D F33L1NGS TOW4RDS YOU L4T3LY
TG: uh
GC: NOTH1NG 1 WOULD SW34R TO 1N 4 COURT OF L4W OF COURS3
TG: course not
GC: BUT STR1CTLY OFF TH3 R3CORD
GC: 1 TH1NK
GC: 1 P1TY YOU, D4V3 STR1D3R
GC: JUST 4 L1TTL3
TG: i
TG: tz
GC: Y3S?
TG:
TG: so
TG: blushing bride
TG: think i need to write the rumor mill a strongly worded letter
TG: dont they know striders never blush
GC: TH3 BR1D3 P4RT 1S 4CCUR4T3 THOUGH
GC: 1T 1S L1KE K4RK4T 4LW4YS S4YS
TG: can we not bring vantas into this
GC: 4BOUT PO3TRY M4JORS 4ND 3MPLOY4B1L1TY 4ND ST4RV1NG ON TH3 STR33TS
TG: if its all the same to you
GC: TH1S COULD ONLY B3 B3N3F1C14L TO YOU, D4V3!
GC: 1 W1LL B3 R1CH 4ND SUCC3SSFUL 1N TH3 COURTROOM
GC: 4ND YOU W1LL B3 MY HOT YOUNG TROPHY W1F3
TG: thought you were doing the whole single female legislacerator thing
GC: 1 W1LL ST1LL W34R S3XY M1N1SK1RTS 4ND B3 S3LF R3L14NT!
GC: BUT 1 W1LL DO 1T W1TH 4RM C4NDY!
TG: huh
TG: so like
TG: too much jewelry
TG: tiny designer dresses
TG: acrobat in the bedroom cause we can hire a cook and a maid
TG: the whole nine yards
GC: Y3S >:]
TG: fair enough
GC: 1 KN3W YOUD S33 R34SON
TG: so uh
TG: speaking of mixes
TG: i just finished another one
TG: want me to bring it over
GC: MY ROOMM4T3 JUST L3FT
TG: be there in ten
-- turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering gallowsCalibrator [GC] --
GC: >:]
GC: <3
fandom: Homestuck
pairing: Dave Strider/Terezi Pyrope
rating/warnings: PG for WHY DO I KEEP WRITING THINGS THAT DON'T REQUIRE WARNINGS. Warning for SHITTY PESTERLOG. There.
words: 506
prompt/square: "Sotsugyou" by ZONE
notes: for
ficcinintherain's Song Bingo challenge! My card is here. Collegestuck again! This sucks and has like nothing to do with the song and I am sorry.-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] began trolling turntechGodhead [TG] --
GC: SO
GC: I H34RD SOM3TH1NG 1NT3R3ST1NG
TG: oh christ
GC: 1 H4V3 1T ON 4UTHOR1TY
GC: FROM 4 R3L14BL3 SOURC3
GC: TH4T TH3 M4K1NG OF M1X CDS M34NS YOU H4V3 WH4T 1S COMMONLY KNOWN 4S 4 TH1NG FOR M3
TG: does this reliable source start with v and end with spiderbitch
TG: oops i mean spider8itch
GC: Y3S
GC: BUT TH3 1NT3RN3T H4S PROV1D3D 4DD1T1ON4L 3V1D3NC3 TH4T CORROBOR4T3S H3R STORY
GC: 4LSO 4PP4R3NTLY JOHN TOLD J4D3 WHO TOLD N3P3T4 WHO M3NT1ON3D TO M3
GC: TH4T YOU W4NT TO B3 MY BLUSH1NG BR1D3
GC: 4ND L1V3 OFF C4MPUS W1TH M3 4ND H4V3 MY H1D3OUS H4LFBR33D WR1GGL3RS
GC: 1S TH1S TRU3 M1ST3R COOLK1D???
TG: i dont
TG: even know where to start
TG: did lalonde put you up to this
TG: shes been too quiet lately
TG: i knew she had something in the works
GC: NO! >:[
GC: 1 JUST W4NT 4 STR41GHT 4NSW3R
GC: NON3 OF YOUR 1RON1C SH3N4N1G4NS
TG: but im so good at them
GC: HUSH!
TG: come on tz you know its bullshit
TG: all part of the grand egbert-serket pranksters gambit or whatever
GC: OH
TG: i mean
TG: does it even matter
GC: M4YB3
TG: oh
GC: 4NYW4Y YOU KNOW 1 C4N T4ST3 YOUR L13S R1GHT
GC: TH3Y 4R3 L1K3 C4ND13D CH3RR13S OF D3C31T
TG: well damn
GC: 4ND
GC: 1 W1LL 4DM1T
GC: 1 H4V3 M4YB3 B33N H4V1NG 4 F3W FLUSH3D F33L1NGS TOW4RDS YOU L4T3LY
TG: uh
GC: NOTH1NG 1 WOULD SW34R TO 1N 4 COURT OF L4W OF COURS3
TG: course not
GC: BUT STR1CTLY OFF TH3 R3CORD
GC: 1 TH1NK
GC: 1 P1TY YOU, D4V3 STR1D3R
GC: JUST 4 L1TTL3
TG: i
TG: tz
GC: Y3S?
TG:
TG: so
TG: blushing bride
TG: think i need to write the rumor mill a strongly worded letter
TG: dont they know striders never blush
GC: TH3 BR1D3 P4RT 1S 4CCUR4T3 THOUGH
GC: 1T 1S L1KE K4RK4T 4LW4YS S4YS
TG: can we not bring vantas into this
GC: 4BOUT PO3TRY M4JORS 4ND 3MPLOY4B1L1TY 4ND ST4RV1NG ON TH3 STR33TS
TG: if its all the same to you
GC: TH1S COULD ONLY B3 B3N3F1C14L TO YOU, D4V3!
GC: 1 W1LL B3 R1CH 4ND SUCC3SSFUL 1N TH3 COURTROOM
GC: 4ND YOU W1LL B3 MY HOT YOUNG TROPHY W1F3
TG: thought you were doing the whole single female legislacerator thing
GC: 1 W1LL ST1LL W34R S3XY M1N1SK1RTS 4ND B3 S3LF R3L14NT!
GC: BUT 1 W1LL DO 1T W1TH 4RM C4NDY!
TG: huh
TG: so like
TG: too much jewelry
TG: tiny designer dresses
TG: acrobat in the bedroom cause we can hire a cook and a maid
TG: the whole nine yards
GC: Y3S >:]
TG: fair enough
GC: 1 KN3W YOUD S33 R34SON
TG: so uh
TG: speaking of mixes
TG: i just finished another one
TG: want me to bring it over
GC: MY ROOMM4T3 JUST L3FT
TG: be there in ten
-- turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering gallowsCalibrator [GC] --
GC: >:]
GC: <3
