1st_eggokage: (Cobras: the answer to everything)
[ARCHIVE] ([personal profile] 1st_eggokage) wrote2010-06-06 01:35 pm

I should be studying!

Okay so guys. Guys. I am bored. Henceforth, I declare this post...

THE GREAT AU/CRACKFIC/CROSSOVER MEME.


Instructions are as follows:

Step One: cut a hole in the box Suggest ideas for crossovers, crackfics, or AUs. Things like "the one where Ohmiya are Crowley and Aziraphale" or "the one where Cobra Starship gets turned into girls" or "the one where Pinto are 80s-buddy-cop-flick-style partners". (FEEL FREE TO REQUEST LIKE, ALL OF THOSE.)
Step Two: I tell you how it would go down and discussion ensues! Maybe it becomes a fic and maybe it doesn't.
Step Three: ???
Step Four: Profit!

HAVE FUN Y'ALL.

(Also look at my icon, isn't it amaziiiiiing. &cobras;)

[identity profile] 1st-eggokage.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
basically The Brothers Way are trying to save your life. The city is fucked and they intend to do something about it, with as little killing of civilians as possible. Gee's a pacifist but Frankie's his bodyguard and will not hesitate to fuck you up. Lyn-Z and Alicia are badass ladies and I think Jamia might be just a normal girl that Frank falls head over heels in love with. Also, they have possible government connections because Mikey is a slut and Pete Wentz is a corrupt politician.

sdjfls FANTINE. /dies

Yes! Exactly. And then... somehow they fall in love? YOU FIGURE THAT PART OUT.

And I don't know how I'd fit the rest of TAI... in there, but Mike Carden deserves to be included at least.

[identity profile] teh-slush.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Ffffff Pete. Yes. This is how the Ways get extra moneys and possibly have some control over the police force.

YES BECAUSE I AM TOTALLY IN THE KNOW ABOUT THE LOVE PART :| Okay, okay so William starts off doing lowly little things like. Paperwork. But he kind of sucks at that so Gabe has to take him to the shooting range he starts helping with negotiations, because he has stage presence charisma and does not go into an unhelpful rage as easily as Gabriel. And Gabe is very much taken in by his charms after seeing him work a few times, so William gets a much better paycheck and also a Gabe trying to crawl all over him constantly.

TAI... is probably another little group trying to make its way into the mafia world, but they are tiny and not very connected, so when they lose one of their ranks (JWalk) and get even tinier, they finally give up and try to meld with Gabe's group. Gabe is always happy to hire more underlings, especially when one of them is nicknamed "the Butcher."

[identity profile] 1st-eggokage.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
William and paperwork. Ahahahaha. AND PSH NO, VICKY-T TAKES HIM TO THE SHOOTING RANGE. HAVE YOU SEEN THAT VERY INSPIRATIONAL PHOTO OF HER? UNF. And William is slightly awkward because hello, Vicky-T is hot and those are very definitely her breasts pressing against his back as she adjusts his aim. Normally this would be a Good Thing, but. He's pretty sure she's the Don's girl, and he really doesn't want to end up on the streets again for macking on her. That would suck. Literally.

(she's not, of course. she's seeing that gorgeous blonde lounge singer, and La Famiglia Cobra is made of GSF anyway, so it's an entirely moot point.)

lol they're probably not even that level, they're like, a street gang or something. And then Jon Walker goes off to join the circus or whatever the fuck, where does Panic fit into this.

HAHAHA UNTIL BUTCHER TURNS OUT TO BE. Y'KNOW. BUTCHER. WHAT WITH THE NAKED AND THE PAINTING AND THE BEING TOTALLY CHILL. And then someone threatens Sisky and he kills them dead. ♥

[identity profile] teh-slush.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
YES, THIS, VICKY-T AT THE SHOOTING RANGE. UNF.

Panic totally runs a traveling circus that frequents this shitty city a lot since it's the only form of entertainment that isn't a speakeasy, so they make a killing every time they pass through. Well, "a killing" meaning a larger pile of pennies than usual, but that's the circus life for you.

BUT YEAH Butcher has the most misleading name in the universe so he just becomes a backup hit man. Whatever, Gabe doesn't need to kill too many people anyway, he's just happy to have more grunts.

Meanwhile William befriends all these new people and is wondering why Gabe glares at him jealously every time he decides to go out drinking with them.

[identity profile] 1st-eggokage.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
It's all that beautiful girlboy in the rosevest's fault! HE STOLE JONNY WALKER. >:( And Bden totally dresses like in the I Write Sins video, no lie. The Dresden Dolls are probably also in this circus, I think. Along with MSI. Lyn-Z was like, an acrobat or a knife-thrower or something before she met Gee.

(VICTORIA'S COUSIN IS ALSO ALSO IN THIS CIRCUS. HE WEARS UNGODLY AMOUNTS OF EYESHADOW AND GLITTER AND GLITTERY EYESHADOW AND MAKES ALL THE BOYS FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM. Told you I'd get Adam in there somewhere.)

which is ALL THE TIME, lololol Billvy you complete lush. And he's totally oblivious at first to the fact that Gabe wants him, but then when he figures it out he's like, oh my god no what do I do. Like, yes, he wants Gabe too, but is he only here because Gabe is in the market for a fine piece of ass? What if Gabe gets tired of him? Also, if he says no is Gabe going to like, shoot him. BASICALLY ALL SIGNS POINT TO DANGER WILL ROBINSON, so William throws himself into DENIAL.

[identity profile] teh-slush.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
Mmmm, ringleader!Brendon. THIS IS THE BEST CIRCUS EVER, WE CLEARLY NEED A SPINOFF SERIES.

And Ryan/Adam, god how sparkly would they be

RIGHT, WILLIAM, William gets reeeally wary of Gabe once he gets the idea, and he's probably especially not comfortable with the whole idea of sexing up rich guys since the first Gabe saw of him was when he was still a rent boy. That's more than a little awkward.

But Gabe only has good intentions! Really! So he keeps trying, and his hint-dropping gets more and more obvious until he finally decides he needs to confront Bill with like. Words. Except as soon as he decides this, everyone suddenly starts getting busier, William needs to be at more meetings and when he's not throwing pies making drug deals he's out drinking with the rest of TAI, and Gabe sulks a lot because he can't so much as wiggle an eyebrow at the object of his affection. HIS LIFE IS SO HARD, GUYS.

[identity profile] 1st-eggokage.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
totes! We can make Reili write it. \o/

Exactly! He's still feeling a bit objectified here. How does he know Gabe means it. :(

Gabe is in love, okay? He's just bad at articulating this because WILLIAM IS COMPLICATED. And, like, Vicky-T notices that her boys are being idiots so she pulls Gabe aside and is like TALK TO HIM, and Gabe's like I CAN'T, OKAY, IT'S ALL GOING TO GO WRONG AND THIS IS A RECIPE FOR DISASTER.

And then idk. SOMEONE DIES. OR MAYBE JUST GETS SHOT. SOMETHING DRAMATIC.

[identity profile] teh-slush.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
WE CAN'T KILL PEOPLE. WILLIAM CAN GET HIT WITH A PIE TO THE BACK AND NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION THOUGH. Because Billperil is almost as plot-inducing as Reidperil.

And so Gabe hovers over him constantly and at some point William finally realizes hey, he actually does care about more than his nice lack of ass. And there are really gentle ow-my-wound makeouts.

And he gets better and all is well and they go on circus dates together. GOOD END.

[identity profile] 1st-eggokage.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
SKLFJSD ADORABLE. THIS. YES. A+++. MY BOYSSSSSS. /flails forever

[identity profile] teh-slush.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
I JUST REALLY LIKE THE IMAGE OF BILL AND GABE SNUGGLING IN THE TENT BLEACHERS WATCHING BRENDON MAKE BIG BRENDON-VOICED ANNOUNCEMENTS ABOUT HOW RYAN THE ROSEBUD IS ABOUT TO PERFORM AMAZING FEATS OF. SOMETHING IMPRESSIVE.

[identity profile] 1st-eggokage.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
...that's so cute, oh my god. ;o; RYAN IS PROBS A MAGICIAN OR SOMETHING.

[identity profile] teh-slush.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
PROBABLY. HE PRACTICALLY HAS DOVES COMING OUT OF HIS EARS IN HIS DAILY LIFE. And the whole crew plays circusy music for the other performers when they aren't center stage themselves. Brendon adds accordion when necessary.

God, this fandom almost makes me want to pick up writing again.

[identity profile] 1st-eggokage.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
hee, accordion! How so multitalented, Bden? ♥

YES. THIS. OMG. LET BANDOM SAVE YOUR WRITERY SOUL. GERARD WAY WOULD APPROVE.

[identity profile] teh-slush.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously, I want to take him home and have him teach me the mysterious ways of the guitar and we can be cello buddies and I can feed him popsicles.

I'LL. PULL OUT MY TINY MOLESKINE TOMORROW IF I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO IN STUDY HALL TOMORROW. MAYBE. :|

sob I'm probably so out of practice it's ridiculous, you will see nothing for a long time

Accordion!

[identity profile] perpl3xity.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
SLUSH
Accordion!