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1st_eggokage) wrote2010-10-15 05:16 am
1st_eggokage) wrote2010-10-15 05:16 am
"I've been eating speed for the last three days and every time I close my eyes I see centipedes."
LET'S BE ALL CIVILIZED AND NUMBER THIS SHIT.
1. So my last post was super-cryptic! tl;dr a lady doesn't fuck and tell but GUESS WHO GOT LAID?
YEAH. YEAH.
God I'm an awful personnnn you're only supposed to talk about that kind of thing if the other half of the getting laid isn't on your flist. HAHAHAHA PROPRIETY? WHAT IS THAT. IF YOU FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER YOU PROBS KNOW WHO IT IS ANYWAY. (she said i was most inappropriate! this is a big old lie, i am classy as fuck, don't tell the twitterverse that.)
...Whoops. Probably shoulda cut that for tmi. OH WELL!
2. SO ASIDE FROM THAT I have insomnia and it's too late to sleep now or I'll miss class in the morninggggg. Hey hey hey this way I can actually get breakfast and a shower! This is a good idea. Especially that shower.Seeing as how I'm getting laid tonight too! Man. I love saying that. Gonna get laaaaaaid~.
3. Also, there is this song! It is called "Human" by the Killers, although you may know it as "ARE WE ~HUMAN~? OR ARE WE ~DANCER~?", and I have a lot of feelings about it. Mostly they consist of "lol" and "i am not human nor am i dancer" and "BRANDON FLOWERS CAN YOU BE ANY MORE OF A SELF-IMPORTANT DOUCHE". oh brandon flowers. I can talk about Brandon Flowers a whole lot too! Because he is, as you may have heard, a self-important douche. I find this really really funny for reasons I cannot explain fully. I used to like this dumb band a whole lot in seventh grade, when Hot Fuss came out and it was amazing and I thought maybe they had Progressive Ideas re: androgyny or something because "Somebody Told Me" is a pretty cool song, bro, and then I found out Brandon Flowers was not just a self-important douche but a self-important and devoutly Mormon douche and it was cemented in my head that he is SECRETLY NEGAVERSE BRENDON URIE and wow i should stop talking. The main gist of this is that "Mr. Brightside" is still really bitchin' and nobody should pay money for Brandon Flowers' solo album.
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madcap_shiny is full of slutshaming and judgery and you should all shun her. NO JUST KIDDING KYRIESCARCE ILU. EVEN WHEN YOU EAT ALL MY FOOD, FUCKER.
5. Why is there no such thing as Jack Barakat/Alex Gaskarth fic that doesn't suck? IS IT BECAUSE ALEX SAID FIC CREEPS HIM OUT. IS IT. SINCE WHEN HAVE WE EVER LISTENED TO THINGS LIKE THAT. COME ON FANDOM SERIOUSLY! they only make it impossibly easy.
6. I should make picspams! I owe people them.
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7. Motherfucker I'm hungry. Why are you sleeping, Sinead, I want to make mac and cheese. :(
8. EVERYONE SHOULD GO BOTHER MY HOT GIRLFRIENDkisforkurama AND TELL HER SHE NEEDS TO RECORD MORE PORNO FOR THE SAKE OF MY MENTAL HEALTH. AND MY METAPHORICAL DICK.
9. i am going to regret this post so hard in the morning.
10. oh wait it's already five. that counts as morning. brekky opens in 2.25 hours yay!
11. thank you to the seánce from umbrella academy for providing the quote that describes my existence this week.
12. post about my reactions to na na na (na na na na na na na na na)'s amazing video of amazing may or may not be forthcoming. post about my reactions to the only hope for me is you likewise.
1. So my last post was super-cryptic! tl;dr a lady doesn't fuck and tell but GUESS WHO GOT LAID?
YEAH. YEAH.
God I'm an awful personnnn you're only supposed to talk about that kind of thing if the other half of the getting laid isn't on your flist. HAHAHAHA PROPRIETY? WHAT IS THAT. IF YOU FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER YOU PROBS KNOW WHO IT IS ANYWAY. (she said i was most inappropriate! this is a big old lie, i am classy as fuck, don't tell the twitterverse that.)
...Whoops. Probably shoulda cut that for tmi. OH WELL!
2. SO ASIDE FROM THAT I have insomnia and it's too late to sleep now or I'll miss class in the morninggggg. Hey hey hey this way I can actually get breakfast and a shower! This is a good idea. Especially that shower.
3. Also, there is this song! It is called "Human" by the Killers, although you may know it as "ARE WE ~HUMAN~? OR ARE WE ~DANCER~?", and I have a lot of feelings about it. Mostly they consist of "lol" and "i am not human nor am i dancer" and "BRANDON FLOWERS CAN YOU BE ANY MORE OF A SELF-IMPORTANT DOUCHE". oh brandon flowers. I can talk about Brandon Flowers a whole lot too! Because he is, as you may have heard, a self-important douche. I find this really really funny for reasons I cannot explain fully. I used to like this dumb band a whole lot in seventh grade, when Hot Fuss came out and it was amazing and I thought maybe they had Progressive Ideas re: androgyny or something because "Somebody Told Me" is a pretty cool song, bro, and then I found out Brandon Flowers was not just a self-important douche but a self-important and devoutly Mormon douche and it was cemented in my head that he is SECRETLY NEGAVERSE BRENDON URIE and wow i should stop talking. The main gist of this is that "Mr. Brightside" is still really bitchin' and nobody should pay money for Brandon Flowers' solo album.
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madcap_shiny is full of slutshaming and judgery and you should all shun her. NO JUST KIDDING KYRIESCARCE ILU. EVEN WHEN YOU EAT ALL MY FOOD, FUCKER.5. Why is there no such thing as Jack Barakat/Alex Gaskarth fic that doesn't suck? IS IT BECAUSE ALEX SAID FIC CREEPS HIM OUT. IS IT. SINCE WHEN HAVE WE EVER LISTENED TO THINGS LIKE THAT. COME ON FANDOM SERIOUSLY! they only make it impossibly easy.
6. I should make picspams! I owe people them.
[Poll #1631631]
7. Motherfucker I'm hungry. Why are you sleeping, Sinead, I want to make mac and cheese. :(
8. EVERYONE SHOULD GO BOTHER MY HOT GIRLFRIEND
kisforkurama AND TELL HER SHE NEEDS TO RECORD MORE PORNO FOR THE SAKE OF MY MENTAL HEALTH. AND MY METAPHORICAL DICK.9. i am going to regret this post so hard in the morning.
10. oh wait it's already five. that counts as morning. brekky opens in 2.25 hours yay!
11. thank you to the seánce from umbrella academy for providing the quote that describes my existence this week.
12. post about my reactions to na na na (na na na na na na na na na)'s amazing video of amazing may or may not be forthcoming. post about my reactions to the only hope for me is you likewise.
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take a goddamn nap, crazy kid.
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jsdkl did you just call me kid you cougar.
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I'M NOT A COUGAR YOU SLUT.
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HEY YOU
YOU SHOULD SLEEP.
SLEEP IS AWESOME!
I AM GOING TO DO AN ENTIRE PICSPAM ON SLEEP IF I HAVE TO.
YOU LISTEN TO PICSPAMS AND NOT ME.
ALSO IF YOU SLEEP YOU'LL HAVE MORE ENERGY TO GET LAID.
SO SLEEP.
Also clearly the solution to our Alex/Jack problem is that you write it. :D? :D?
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ps friending you nowwwwww!
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oh ahahaha were we not friends already, derp. I JUST SNEAK MY WAY INTO SARABABY'S NEW CIRCLE BECAUSE I AM A COSMOBOYFRIEND.
/friends back
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and fuck no i cannot write dudebros like that. c'est impossible. srry.
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NOW GO TO BED. IGNORING THE FACT THAT IT'S LIKE 3.
But but but dudebroooos. It can't be that hard! They are bros! And dudes! Who make out!
...This is why I should sleep more. BECAUSE SLEEP IS AWESOME.
/subtle sleep waves
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YES, I DO HAVE THINGS TO DO ON THOSE DAYS OFF.